Signs of Falling Over

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Saturday, July 07, 2007

From A Guy's Point Of View

[Editor's Note]
AAAAAAAA!!!!! This is soo sweet! God. Why can't I find a guy who actually thinks like this?

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You might agree with
it, but when it actually happens 96%
of girls don't realize it 'till it is
too late and that guy who did it is so
frustrated that he has moved on to
someone who will take notice.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other
guys.

We don't care if you're friends with
other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and
some random guy walks into the room and
you jump up & tackle him, without
even introducing us, yeah, it pisses
us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and
talk to him for ten minutes without
even acknowledging the fact that we're
still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you,
but at 2 in the morning we do get a little
concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/
beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/stunning,
we
freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

One of the sexiest thing about a girl
is her confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door
open.
Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.

Let us pay for you! Don't "feel bad"
about it.

We enjoy doing it. It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's
looking,
we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for
us.

If we're going out with you in the
first place, you don't have to feel
the need to wear the shortest skirt
you have or put on every kind of
makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not
what you are.

Honestly, I think a girl looks more
beautiful when she's just in her pj's
or my t-shirt and boxers, not all
dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the
beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your
bible.

Don't talk about how hot Morris
Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney
is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care.
You
have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word
"handsome"/"beautiful"?


Girls, I cannot stress this enough:
If
you aren't being treated right by a
guy, don't wait for him to
change.
Ditch him.
Sorry, disgrace to the male population
ass and find someone who will treat you
with utter respect.

Someone who will
honor your morals.

Someone who will
make you smile when
you're at your lowest.

Someone who will
care for you even when
you make mistakes.

Someone who will
love you, no matter
how bad you make them feel, or what
you do.

Someone who will
stop what they're doing
just to look you in the eyes...
And say
"I love you"...
And actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance
.


[Editor's Note]
I would if I could meet one

Meanings

[Editor's Note]
A little disturbing but nevertheless, I shall still publish it here.

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What every kiss means...
~ Kiss on the stomach = I'm
ready

~ Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're
together forever"

~ Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything

~ Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"

~ Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"

~ Kiss on the Neck = "We belong
together"

~ Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"

~ Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"


What the gesture means...
~ Holding Hands = "We definitely love
each other"

~ Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"

~ Holding on tight = "I don't want to
let go"

~ Looking into each other's eyes = "I
just plain love you"

~ Playing with Hair = "Tell me you
love
me"

~ Arms around the Waist = "I love you
too much to let go"

~ Laughing while Kissing = "I am
completely comfortable with you"




Advice...
~ Don't ask for a kiss, take one.

~ If you were thinking about someone
while reading this,
you're definitely in love.

What a boyfriend should know & a girlfriend should do

[Editor's note]
The title is excruciatingly long & lately, there's a lot of these kinds of chains.
Frankly, I still find it sweet =)


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Guys: Put your hands around her waist
firmly
Girls: Lay your head back on his
shoulder and put your arms on his.


Guys: Whisper in her ear
Girls: Giggle


Girls: Whenever he tries to kiss you,
don't just let him, kiss him
back...


Girls: When you want to cuddle with
him, tell him you're cold
Guys: Automatically move closer to
her.
(If you're stupid, then you'd
either say "Me too" or you'd give her
your jacket... Don't)


Girls: During a movie, if he puts his
arm around you, rest your head on his
shoulder
Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.


Guys: When she tells you she loves
you, look deep into her eyes, give her
a peck on the lips, and tell her you
love her too...
And mean it.


Girls: When you're both laying under
the stars, put your head on his chest
and close your eyes as you listen to
his steady heart beat
Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your
hands with hers.